Author: qjoq.com

I remember when my parents died, all they left me was a globe. It meant the world to me….

I once had my ankles broken by a traveling magician. He was a hard act to follow.

I thought I’d finished my sudoku but it turned out I’d made a mistake right at the start. I had to go back to square one.

Our local bus company are running a Sunday service this bank holiday. I wonder what hymns we’ll be singing.

What’s the definition of a mistress. An object in between Mr and mattress.

ITV+1. The amount of TV channels in Wales.

I can never remember the ending of sayings. Oh well, easy come…..

“Any similarities to persons living or dead are entirely coincidental.” The press were less than enthusiastic about my portrait exhibition.

The postman left me a card today to let me know my package was too large; that was nice of him.