“I brought a chinchilla b …
“I brought a chinchilla back from Mexico.” “I wouldn’t worry. They can treat that sort of thing with penicillin these days.”
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I was looking at my coat …
I was looking at my coat of arms today and I thought to myself, “I really need to stop amputating people.”
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This foil wrapped bread is a con. It says it lasts for seven days. I ate mine in two.
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Is it me, or did Coco-Pops put a monkey on their box on purpose?
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What’s a Sickipedian’s favourite drink? Fappachino.
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Susan Boyle has released her new autobiographical erotic book, so far its been critically panned for obvious reasons. It’s called “50 shaves a day”
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I’ve had a medical discharge from the Army. I’m Iraqnaphobic.
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I find it very difficult to imagine a life without Sickipedia… Having a job, having a girlfriend, having friends, owning my own house, owning my own car…
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I use to buy lottery tickets every week, until I found out I could watch it for free on TV.
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I’m so upset my wife of ten years has left me for a manager of a car rental company. It Hertz.
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I won a race at the fair yesterday… But it was the French – so I swapped them for a stuffed bear.
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As I sat there waiting for my date to show up, I could not help but think “Yes, this is going to be my lucky day!” After a minute or two, a hot blonde walked in from the back. She wore a tight red dress, black high heels and her hair came down on white […]
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic that Rang …
Isn’t it ironic that Rangers have been saved by Green and Whyte.
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My daughter and wife had a race to see who could hang the most washing out. It was level pegging at the end.
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mum’s room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, “Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!” The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and […]
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