B&Q didn’t have any imagi …
B&Q didn’t have any imaginary paint. So I asked if they could make some up for me.
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There was a story today i …
There was a story today in the papers about a train driver who had to retire due to his failing memory…. it was something along those lines
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My overweight daughter insisted on entering a Beauty pageant and in the end came home with a ” Miss Understanding” ribbon and a book on weight loss.
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I just walked past a tramp on the way to the gym.. ‘Change Please’ he kept saying..i felt sorry for him so i took my suit off and got into my gym kit.
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“Mummy, Mummy, can’t we give Jane’s baby a proper funeral?” “Shut up and keep flushing!”
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A man goes up to Quasimodo from ‘The Hunchback of Notre-Dame’. He says, “Hey Quasi, what’s that lump in your pocket?” He replies,”It’s a photo of our kid…”
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I killed a huge mouse when I was on a family holiday last week. It could talk and everything… That’s the last time we’re going to Disney Land.
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This nurse friend of mine had a fit when I told her that I popped a boil that I had. She said, “you can die of complications.” Personally, I don’t see what all the pus is all about.
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I called the tax office earlier and the guy told me to hold the line for a few minutes. When he finally came back to the phone, I had to congratulate him. Hats off to the lad, he could play piano like Mozart.
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These Boy-bands seem to love their fathers. Boyzone covered “Father and Son” as a tribute to their Dads… Westlife performed alongside their Dads on ITV… And now The Wanted have released a song thanking their Dads for everything… “Glad you Came”.
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Whenever I feel depressed at work about my mundane job, I look at the picture on my desk of the wife and kids and thank my lucky stars. That I’m at work.
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I’ve just returned from hospital after a severe joint problem. Well they called it rehab, actually.
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BBC News : ‘Call For Children’s Fitness Tests’ If it means my daughter having even more stamina then i’m all for it.
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Have fun taking advantage of good samaritans, yell “Stop, that rapist is trying to get away, don’t let him get on that train” when you see someone running towards a train.
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