I think the dipstick in m …
I think the dipstick in my car is wearing out. It doesn’t reach the oil anymore.
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The problem with employing homeless people is that they don’t think outside the box.
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If doing what you would normally do at work when you’re off is called a “busman’s holiday”, then surely doing what you would normally do on a day off when you’re supposed to be working should be called a “postman’s holiday”.
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Why are Facebook status updates like a Polish builder’s toolkit? All the good ones have been stolen from another site.
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It turns out, if you lay out every book in a Waterstones branch, you get thrown out by security.
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A friend is just a stranger I wish I’d never met.
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My teacher told me to get a job in publishing… He tells my I’m the right type
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I see loads of people out there offering ‘follow for follow’ on Twitter but it appears Imogen Thomas is the only one offering ‘swallow for follow’.
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My wife told me to turn the Tele on last night So I told it how much I wanted it right now.
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Just hearing the sad news that the guy who featured in the original ‘Just For Men’ advert dyed.
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the BBC are showing repeats of The Flintstones in the middle east the people of Jordan dont want it but….. abu dhabi do
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“It’s Raining Men…” … I commented, as I gazed out of the Masonic Hall’s window.
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How do you defend racism at the work place? Best part of being a cop, you don’t have to.
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What’s the quickest way to look slim and fit? Befriend fat people.
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I got fined by the council today for letting my dog foul in the park. He ran up and tackled a poodle from behind.
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