I just bought a car that …
I just bought a car that runs on electricity, and is charged by divine judgement. It’s a hybris.
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I always like to have a p …
I always like to have a picture of a cute toddler in my wallet so that when people say ‘Is he yours?’, I can say ‘Nope’
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Bulls: They’re like cows, you just have to work harder to get their milk out.
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Everest may not be as tall as it claims to be, According to mountain allegations.
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I made some Indian wine earlier. I stole his naan bread.
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Did you hear about the hippie who drowned in the Thames. The lifeguards tried to save him but he was too far out.
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I going to a speed reading course later. The course starts at 19:00 and finishes at 19:05.
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i heard there was a joke section on Stephen Hawking, but because it being the man himself, it got disabled.
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I saw a dog doing his business in my garden. Didn’t even know they could use laptops.
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Talk about being hypocritical I just got 2 identical messages off sickipedia for having a duplicate joke
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My grandfather used to be the best contract killer in the business. He could hit a letter of fine print from 200 feet away.
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A small bit of lightning hit my toilet. That was a shock to my cistern.
Continue ReadingBack in the day, Josef Fr …
Back in the day, Josef Fritzl was quite a young handsome looking fellow, it was a case of locking up your daughters.
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So a midget walks under a bar…
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I met this girl named Maybelline once. She said she was born with it.
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