I’m a campaigner for just …
I’m a campaigner for just ice for the inuit people.
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I just saw a midget buyin …
I just saw a midget buying groceries with a bunch of change. He was short.
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I was brought up by a family of Bulimics.
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My daughter came home last night, holding hands with some guy. “Mom, Dad, this is my new friend Taylor,” she said. Gladdened, I replied, “Very good, honey.” Then I turned to my wife. “Go get the torn clothes in the wardrobe.”
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I went for a job interview earlier today, and the interviewer asked me to name 5 weaknesses. I told him: I find it difficult to lead a large team. Hard to work under pressure. I rush to finish my work, which affects the quality. And finally, I often forget what instructions people may give me.
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I felt really awkward today when i rang a slag and it said “…….welcome to the virgin voice mail”
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I’ve given up trying to explain to my daughter how she could improve her hockey skills. She always gets the wrong end of the stick.
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My neighbour knocked on my door last night. I thought it would be funny to open the door with an erection. But after a minute or so I thought to myself, “No, I can’t do it”. So I just opened it with my hand.
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Me and the boys at work were up to allsorts last night I now regret working at a liquorice factory
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My girlfriend came over to me today and simply said “The earth, together with all of its countries, peoples, and natural features” It meant the world to me.
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Having been on job seekers allowance for most of my adult life, I was pleased to hear that the job centre had finally found me a job. The role was ” technician ” on board a submarine , I stuck it out for as long as I could but in the end had to leave. […]
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A piece of wood just showed me which path I should follow. It must be a sign.
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My son just wrapped one of my diagrams in aluminum. That’s my plan well and truly foiled.
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BBC are releasing a new programme on BBC3: Siamese Ducks They’re starting with a double bill.
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My boss was right when he told me that first impressions last with customers. That lady wont forget my impression of her disabled son in a hurry!
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