Following recent events, …
Following recent events, Haringey council has confirmed reports that they will not be helping Children In Need this year.
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To be honest, you must al …
To be honest, you must always tell the truth.
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Norwich City are looking like a recipe of disaster for this season.
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My kitchen caught on fire yesterday , and the house was absolutely gutted. To be fair , I wasn’t exactly delighted myself.
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I should have been a cop i’m always helping them with their inquiries
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I just listened to an army imitating the sound a pigeon makes. I’ll be honest, it wasn’t the greatest military coo history will ever record.
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I caught my wife smoking in bed again last night. I’m sick of telling her to bin that dodgy twenty year old electric blanket.
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Its probably not a good sign when you step on your Wii Fit board and it says, 1 Player at a time please
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The pen may be mightier than the sword, But a sword wont leak in your pocket, ruining a good pair of trousers.
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Thanks to Heroin I think I’m addicted to needles.
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Just been peeling potatoes with my wife. I’ll be better using a knife next time.
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My girlfriend produced a film. Which is very unusual because I was expecting a baby.
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Stable relationships are for horses
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Me and my terminally ill son were in the bank when an armed robber burst in: “Everyone on the floor now!” He shouted. We all followed his instructions… Almost one hour had elapsed when I finally plucked up the courage to say; “My son hasn’t had his medication, he could die within an hour if […]
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What’s the difference between The Royal Family and my breakfast? My breakfast is full English.
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