How does Batman’s mum cal …
How does Batman’s mum call him in for his dinner? She doesn’t. His parents’ savage untimely death as a child is what ultimately leads him to become the Dark Knight.
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Simba stays in bed longer …
Simba stays in bed longer than the other animals because he’s the lie-in king.
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Sniffer dogs have located a strong scent of garlic and goats cheese about 430 miles off the coast of Brazil.
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I’m an accountant but in my spare time I fight crime. I’m a loan ranger.
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My son just got an A in English. Which unfortunately means he failed his spelling test.
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Charity mugger: How about ten pounds a month for cancer? Me: Tell you what love, for fifty, I’ll give you gonorrhoea
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Man walks into the doctors: “I keep getting the urge to graffiti my initials all over my TV screen” Doctor: “Hmm tricky one, Have you been eating anything different lately?’ Man: “Yes actually, I’ve been eating lot’s of Italian food” Doctor: “Tagliatelle?”
Continue ReadingMy wife says I need to im …
My wife says I need to improve my language skills. Ha, I’m not the one using words like “real lies”.
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Any shadow puppeteers in? Can I get a show of hands, please?
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I can’t believe it’s pancake Tuesday again. Honestly, it just crped up on me.
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I’m an indonesian five-year-old and I made your PC.
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I’m sure they’ll find the Higgs Boson particle. It’s just a matter of time.
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I’m loving my job selling Wind Tunnels……. It’s a breeze!
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Would you still vote for jokes if you knew Jim Davidson posted them?
Continue ReadingI’ve developed a new way …
I’ve developed a new way of playing tic-tac-toe where you can’t take your pen off the page… It’s hard to get across
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