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To get this joke, you have to have a connection to the internet.
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I went to see the doctor …
I went to see the doctor yesterday because I have a compulsion to recite pi to 874 digits. He said I’m being irrational.
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I really don’t get these ‘pokes’ on Facebook… I think It’s because I have no friends.
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A librarian walks into a library and says “Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?”
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I got arrested for pulling a little girls knickers down, putting her over my knee and spanking her bottom for misbehaving yesterday. Apparently I am not allowed to do this to someone else’s child in ASDA
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How can you tell a potent man from an impotent man? Oh, there’s a vas deferens
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That’s me off to Germany on holiday; Superior beer and overall a more superior people. Well, according to this 1936 tour guide.
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Every town I go to has at least one rubbish bin, it’s about time they replace them with good ones.
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Factory-farmed salmon have been identified by scientists as containing potentially harmful levels of PCBs and dioxins. They’re always sneaking things into salmon. Like the L.
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Tiger Woods drove into a tree. No doubt waking his cousins from their slumber in the process.
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My mate just told me that he’s going to a fancy dress party dressed as an Italian island.. I Said ”Don’t be Sicily!”
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I sucked off a tightrope walker yesterday. My doctor said I need a more balanced diet.
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My son has started playing in the green house. I suspect he’ll soon grow out of it.
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Adults do not believe in Santa Claus. But they still listen to the weather forecast and go to the election!
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Corpoliticallyrect. That’s politically in correct.
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