Author: qjoq.com

I think it was totally unfair what they did to rosa parks on that bus. She did call shotgun.

My friend told me he was putting his life savings into maufacturing a board game in which armies move around a map of the world, conquering territories and earning reinforcements. Sounds a bit Risky.

I saw an old friend working in ASDA today. He said, “I haven’t seen you since the customer help desk closed down. How have you been?” I said, “Can’t complain”

Teacher: Why can a person`s hand never be more than eleven inches? Pupil: Because if it were twelve inches,it would be a foot……

I’ve got a lot of sympathy for ploughmen. Some of their job is harrowing.

I have a terrible fear of washing lines. When I saw my wife had put one up in the garden, I just pegged it.

I was struggling with the idea of how to get our bedroom a bit brighter. Then I had a light bulb moment.

I’ve been trying to wash myself with a bar of soap for the past week but it’s getting out of hand.