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Why is it when people rap …

Why is it when people rap the door and no-one answers, they shout through the letter box, “Is anybody home?” Are they expecting someone to say no?

What you need to make cle …

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What you need to make clear when you ask your mate if he wants to “split” a hooker with you: Bring Money. Bring Condoms. Bring an Axe.

My turtle ran away last m …

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My turtle ran away last month. He’s barely past the driveway.

MSN News: World’s most se …

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MSN News: World’s most secret societies They’re not so secretive now if you’re revealing them then.

A man goes to the library …

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A man goes to the library… …but it was closed due to government spending cuts.

A man dressed as a jelly …

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A man dressed as a jelly baby brought me my news paper in hospital today. He must have been the delivery sweet.

BBC News: Libyan rebels ‘ …

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BBC News: Libyan rebels ‘seize border post’ Royal Mail’s excuses just keep getting worse.

Sickipedia’s server. >:( …

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Sickipedia’s server. >:(

I’m making a film about f …

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I’m making a film about fuels for different vehicles… Starring Van Diesel.

Just dropped my little on …

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Just dropped my little one off at the school gates. Don’t know why. He works nowhere near the school.

I caught my parrot drinki …

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I caught my parrot drinking Dettol. I took him to the vet but he gave him a clean bill of health.

My wife says she’s leavin …

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My wife says she’s leaving me because I’m sarcastic. I said, “That’s fantastic now I can post a style of joke that’s never been done before.”

A fat middle-aged woman and her beautiful 18 year-old daughter enter the doctor’s surgery. The doctor says to the daughter, “Okay, get undressed.” The woman says, “Oi, it’s me that’s come to see you!” Doctor, “Alright, stick your tongue out and say ahh.”