I just had a hair cut. M …
I just had a hair cut. Might get all the other ones cut tomorrow.
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A young man can learn a l …
A young man can learn a lot from a dog… Loyalty, obedience and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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After we all finished our main meal I asked the party if they’d like Baby Jellies? One young lady laughed ‘they’re Jelly Babies!’ Confusion was soon lifted when I brought out the dessert
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Walkers are set to launch their Comic Relief range of crisps in Korea, where ‘Jack Russell Howard’ is expected to be the favourite.
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My dad always said “If you’re going to quote, do it properly.” Something like that anyway.
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The Pope’s recent claim that it isn’t hard being celibate has been recently discredited upon evidence that it isn’t exactly floppy either.
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Going out on a date with a girl who is on her period is like going to Alton Towers and queueing up for a ride that you know is broken
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There’s this woman running havoc by stealing people’s body parts. I can’t take my eyes off her.
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Never argue with an Idiot, he might be doing the same.
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Just heard that a lad down my street had a failed suicide bid the other night, it’s always bad noose with him.
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A good friend of mine accused me of betrayal. I was so offended I stabbed him in the back.
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Can you play Chopins Polonaise in A-flat? I can play it anywhere you want….
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Eddie Izzard makes the papers for completing 43 Marathons in 51 days. I’ve eaten a Kit-Kat every day for the last 4 years, but do I get any recognition?
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I have been HIV+ for a while now and today I found an unmarked headstone in our garage. My wife said “It’s for you”. I said “Over my dead body”. She said “Yeah”
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What do you call an African accountant? Blackadder
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