Author: qjoq.com

My daughter is being obsessively stalked by an engineer who works on rail and water bridges. Why cantilever alone?

The reason i’m feeling pensive is because i just took the ex out. Couldn’t afford a divorce.

My dad stumbled into the room, drunk as a fox, and said “17.6% volume” I said ‘what’re you on about?’ He said ‘its just the booze talking”

I decided to break up with that bird that works on the waltzers at the fair. Everything always had to revolve around her.

There is a thin line between being fit and being fat. That thin line being the letter “i”

I got my girlfriend the Connery and Dalton James Bond films for her birthday, but she wasn’t happy. I think she was expecting Moore.

Wednesday . The longest day of the week. Nine letters.

If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, should you get rid of the chainsaw?