My dad was killed working …
My dad was killed working in a betting shop when it collapsed and he was pinned against the wall by boxes of betting slips.The fire brigade tried to help but the odds were stacked against him
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He dribbles down the wing and then he’s straight into the box, its a real scramble, there are legs and thighs everywhere! He tries a cheeky chip and its soo good! Another win for Kentucky F.C.
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Daily Mail: “Teenage hairdresser dies in explosion after cigarette ignites hair bleach left in her car”. Probably the highlight of her week.
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My local council wants to ban pitbull terriers from the streets, but they’re having problems with actually identifying which dogs are pitbulls. I personally don’t see what the problem is. If they’ve got short legs, square shoulders and an aggressive temperament, then the dog they own is most likely a pitbull.
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I was taking a short cut across a field the other day, I was halfway across when the farmer approached me and said, “Did you leave that small wooden step at the edge of my field?” I replied, “No, it wasn’t me, that’s not my stile”
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McDonald’s are offering some great prizes in their Monopoly promotion, including a Mini Cooper. Which none of their customers will ever fit into.
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What’s so difficult about splitting the at om.
Continue ReadingI like how the ‘Delete Br …
I like how the ‘Delete Browsing History’ is in the safety part of the toolbar !
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I said to my wife this morning, “I don’t think we should have turkey for Christmas this year, I think it’s too dry.” “I know what you mean,” she replied. “If it starts to rain, then shall we have it?”
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My little brother was born with a rare medical condition which means his arms are where his legs should be and his eyes are in the side of his head. He cant really help round the house much, but his hearts in the right place.
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I went to see the doctor the other day. As expected, he was still there.
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I was walking through town today and a tramp said to me, “Hi mate. Have you got any loose change?” I jingled my pocket and said, “No, it’s all nice and secure.”
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I was really excited when I heard about the Sickipedia app for the iPhone, iPod touch etc. But being an honest guy I can’t download it, as it says that the content must only be viewed by persons over 17 years old. It’s a shame, really, I’m in my late 30’s but I share my […]
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I was feeling quite happy when i was rolling a joint earlier. I’m always easily amused at the butchers.
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Someone tried selling me a copy of the big issue the other day. I said ‘No thanks, this shoe fits fine’.
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