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I see David Beckham is among the celebrities promoting the latest ‘Books for Kids’ campaign. It’s brilliant. I swapped all my John Grisham novels for a cute 10 year old girl.
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How do Geordies listen to music? On a Why iPod
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Did anyone else notice how Americium is one of the densest elements on the periodic table?
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I have been told that there are many secret symbols surrounding us that represents The Illuminati, Freemasonry and other mystical societies. I will keep an Eye on them.
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They’re calling the leader of the bid in Qatar: Qatar hero
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I bought some pyjamas off the internet, and when I got them I found they had pockets. Which is great, because now I no longer have to hold things when I’m asleep.
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Alcohol is never the answer. Unless the question is C2H6 +H20 = ? +H2
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My girlfriend reminds me of a truck I once owned. She’s pretty beaten up and you can fit 4 people in.
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Google: R… Rightmove? RE… Republic? RED… Reddit? REDT… Redtooth? REDTU… Redtub…..No! I dont know. La la la, im not listening.
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One sign that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1 – You start posting jokes about Sickipedia.
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So I was out in town the other day dressed as a pepper, when I was approached by a promotions lady giving away free bubbly chocolate “have an aero?” she asked, “no! Scotch Bonnet” I replied.
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I used to be an avid bird watcher Then I took a sparrow to the knee.
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After getting thrush my Doctor told me to use yoghurt. It really worked. My dad’s still picking Crunch Corner out of his teeth though.
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What did the indifferent Lone Ranger say to his horse? “Hey-ho Silver”
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Just did an interview with a soldier who had lost both his arms in Afghanistan… “So, how did you feel after it had happened?” Probably not the best opener…
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