Anyone ever noticed that …
Anyone ever noticed that Zombie’s never tend to get full up?
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I’ve just been watching my neighbour spend hours meticulously gluing Bubble wrap to his dinghy. Well, whatever floats your boat.
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My mate told me he’s a lead singer. He stands on top of churches choir singing.
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My life goal is to move to the Cook Islands and create my own candy stores called SuckMy. I already have the website, and get several hits a day. I still don’t get why though, I haven’t even advertised suckmy.co.ck
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This new research into how subliminal advertising is taking over our minds is a load of local singles in my area.
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My girlfriend ran into the front room today screaming and crying that she had found out she was pregnant and needed my help to have an abortion quick. I said “Whoa, whoa, whoa… get a hanger yourself.”
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Explain (n) – a former flying vehicle.
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When the doctor told me I had either constipation or AIDS… …I quickly found out it was AIDS.
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BBC News headline: Working mothers’ children “less fit”. Isn’t attractiveness subjective?
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if you can’t keep it in your pants, Keep it in your family
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A little example of how silly some of us Irish are… Waiting at a bus stop in Dublin, two girls beside me were having a conversation in our native but rarely used language, Irish. Hearing this, another Dublin man walks past and tells them to “go back to your own bleedin’ country!” We’ve a lot […]
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Memo Books on suicide are currently unavailable at this time, sorry for any inconvenience. Thanks, Bridgend Public Library
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Someone told me I was intabred and I agreed. I do like bread.
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My genetically engineered son is the spit of me.
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Did you hear about the stuntman that couldn’t hear? He performed deaf defying stunts.
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