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I have some great news, i have finally finished my project of the last 10 years. I decided to change everything about myself,I got a new head, body etc. It was worth all the hard work. I’m Made up.
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Whats Grey And would look Funny on the Wigan Warrior’s team Bus? Terry Newton.
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BBC News – “Cuts will hit the poor hardest”. Why? Can’t they even afford plasters?
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An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs. He starts to panic. He tries every trick in book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take them to hospital. Once at casualty, the magician spends a sleepless night while the medical staff run numerous tests […]
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Is there a lack of jobs in britain? Lets see what the poles have to say…
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Motorists are being advised not to travel in this bad weather unless absolutely necessary – well that’s ruined my plans for the day, I was going to drive 200 miles to the M25, do a couple of laps then back home.
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I just blew a speaker in my car! That might seem a little extreme, but he really did give an excellent presentation.
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“He’s got his eye on you,” I said to my female friend in the pub. “Oh, who do you mean?” she giggled. “Cyclops.”
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Looks like we have another ‘what colour bra are you wearing’ gaff going on with the women on facebook. I’m guessing the question they’re answering this time is ‘where do you do your Mans ironing?’
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A friend of mine has taken to wearing a horse’s tack attached to his trousers. I told him, ‘That’s a bit below the belt.’
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Commentator (Andy Townsend): ” he’s given the square ball away.” That would be a cube Andy.
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My luck is just unbelievable! I’ve been the 1,000,000th visitor on several websites now. All they needed was my bank account details. Cant wait for my iPhone 6!
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Did you hear about the tennis match between the two artists? They drew.
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I give up being a defeatist.
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I’ve invented a new beer which I’m gonna call “Knowledge”. It can’t fail, cos everyones got a thirst for Knowledge……..
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