I recently got sacked fro …
I recently got sacked from my job making doors. I just couldn’t handle it.
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With the recent spout of evil dictators across the world being overthrown and brutally executed, I can’t help but think it’s Saddam shame for their families
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Can you believe these bag for life schemes in supermarkets? How can they consider that a fair trade?
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What’s the difference between Call of Duty and the Holocaust? In Call of Duty, camping keeps you alive.
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Tea is for mugs.
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Why do they call it Living TV when there’s nothing but dead people on it?
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I love it when people don’t get sarcasm.
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Left alone at the nursery, I was pretty quick off the mark, and on to Jack, then Mikey.
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Today, for my Dad’s birthday, I got up early and crept downstairs to the kitchen silently so I’d be able to surprise him with a full English breakfast in bed. But then my brother had to go and spill the beans…
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My remote died, so ordered some AA battery’s on this German website. Last time I order something online, turns out Flak wasn’t the brand’s name.
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Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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My Driving instructor told me that 90% of all accidents come from behind. Funny, I’ve never seen two cars reverse into each other.
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Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you’ve ever done in front of your pets.
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It was my birthday last night and all drinks were on the house. I stayed sober because i’m scared of heights.
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Last night my mate complained he was addicted to weight training. I told him to stay strong.
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