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My whole world has just fell too pieces. Or the playstation is broke as the wife calls it.

I went to the Royal Albert Hall once, but it was full of push-chairs, It was Last Night of the Prams.

Let me introduce you to the two major tools that were used to free the miners. Firstly, there was this huge airtight tube… And, well, you know the drill.

In the News: ‘Man chokes to death on pudding’ …obviously a dessert not to be trifled with.

My dad’s just been telling us why he should be employee of the month at Samsonite this month. To be fair he does make a good case.

I took a degree in ballet. I got a 2:2

there’s a group of judges marking the scores of a talent show, during a break they are discussing the scores, one of them says ‘this is going to be a tough one, i’ve had a tie two ways’ another replies with ‘i had a thai three way, that’s one night i’ll never forget’