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I saw this bloke, coughing and wheezing. Turns out he was a member of Team Rocket.

I saw the world’s biggest, tallest library today and all I could ask myself was: How many stories do you think that is?

Just found out my dad’s mother and father are Muslim. They’re my Qur’anparents.

I hate, misplaced commas.

I lost face at work today. It wouldn’t be so bad, but I’m a plastic surgeon, and it wasn’t my face.

The Labour party must have sold a lot of houses recently, Last week they had loads for sale, but this week, all the signs have disappeared…

I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn. All the furniture was real though.

I was driving down the motorway, then I saw a sign saying, ‘Slow, Skid Risk Ahead.” I thought, “That person must have had seriously bad diarrhea.