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Cleaners: Even through a recession their business is still picking up.
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Me & my mates had a game of “No Surrender” before. I won hands down.
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MSN News … Winona Ryder: I avoid the internet That’s ok Winona, the majority of the internet would avoid you too.
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I told my wife due to the recession we had to dine on a small budget, I wasn’t expecting a baby bird on my plate the next day.
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I read an excellent mystery novel last night. The last few pages were missing.
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People on nights out : Convince the world you are having a great time by updating your facebook status every 2 minutes about how good it is and how jealous we should all be.
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting… Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use […]
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When I was growing up my Grannie used to give me one pound each week. That was quite a lot of money in the 70’s. But she said it was the least she could do after I’d gone down on her.
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Every time my wife mensturates, she insists on wearing different coloured clothes. She’s currently going through a red period.
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Just bought a block of cheddar…it’s destined for grateness!
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My Nan asked me to take her shopping today. I was always brought up to respect your elders, so I grabbed her trolley and legged it.
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I’d love to see the excitement, and then the utter disappointment, on the starving Africans faces, when the BBC are filming for Comic Relief and they tell them they are about to do a ‘live feed’.
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A little box keeps popping up on the screen. Double glazing or triple glazing. Must be a windows update.
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I don’t take my wallet to work. Just in case someone steals it while I’m sleeping.
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Crock’s The best way of showing your kids you hate them
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