Category: wordplay

I really felt the baby kicking today. Think I might have broken my toe but it was a cheaper option than the abortion clinic.

I was in Paris when a young girls dress blew up…. I got an Eiffel

I’ve never got a hole in one. It’s the reason I got fired from the Polo factory.

Teacher: “Esrayriah,can you say your name backwards?” Esrayriah:”No miss”

My pet snake is very good at grammar. Mind you, he is an articulated python.

Ignorant? I don’t know the meaning of the word!

I stood up and said, “I bid you adieu” The auctioneer said, “It’s money or nothing, pal”

The local mafia Godfather has taken up taxidermy. He’s made me an otter I can’t refuse.

I’ve just ordered some Testosterone online… It’s in the male.

Just got fired from my job working on Countdown. I don’t see where they’re coming from but apparently I was consonantly getting words mixed up.

I’ve got all the names of the soldiers who came back from WWII as leg amputees… It’s the shinless list.

I walked into a jazz club last night. It was a bit too clicky.

They promised my new guide dog will be delivered tomorrow. Can’t see that happening.

I just seen a 12 year old girl riding a mental patient to school. It was virgin on the insane.

My friend wont stop going on about his neurological disease, it’s all M.E, M.E, M.E.