Category: wordplay

My wife’s just bought me a new jersey. I look a right state.

I went on a blind date last night. I just told her it was raining.

Someones just tried to sell me a wristband “for the victims of the tsunami.” Wouldn’t they be better off with armbands?

Dogs aren’t just for Christmas. They’re also for when you’re very drunk and there’s no good looking women left on the dance floor.

If I make fun of a group of people running around on a track, does that make me a racist?

I took the wife to see some rare old sights today. We went to a gun museum.

My little boy knows all his numbers from 1 to 9 but he’s never heard of zero. They don’t teach them nothing at school these days.

I was getting a really bad glare off the TV… That’s when I decided to seek help for my paranoia.

I just saw this headline on msn news: “Officer hurt at Giant Illegal Rave” I didn’t know Giants were into Raves

There was a bit of disturbance at a Coldplay concert. Some people were getting into Trouble.

If only there was a modern technique for removing the h from the word “hairbrush”.

Cake-baking has gone through many changes throughout the years. I like mid era.

What kind of meat do Priests eat? Nun.

A Freudian slip is one where you say one thing but mean a mother.

I was walking down the street and a little, old lady said, “excuse me, duck.” So I said, “Yes love?” and that’s when a brick hit me in the head.