Category: wordplay

Well if I’m guilty of being an escape artist, lock me up and throw away the key.

People call me a bad loser….but I think I’m quite good at it

My super power is antonyms. It’s a blessing and a curse.

I heard someone refer to Stevie Wonder as an ‘icon’ today. Does that mean that he’s not really blind?

Where there’s smoke, I’m fired.

‘MC Battles’ Just another example of black on black rhyme.

I just ate a midnight snack. One and a half after eights.

I was smiling and a Mexican person called me a racist word That made my gringo

I knew love once, it was a drag. Then again, it was dark and I couldn’t tell.

been getting some dirty looks recently because of the age gap between me and my 19 yr old girlfriend. i dont see the problem myself, we hve lots in common, for instance she’s into hip hop and im waiting to have one .

My dad beat my granny to death, she died halfway through his funeral.

The doorbell went last night. I’ve reported the theft to the police.

I met my wife on holiday in Egypt and for our fifth anniversary I’m taking her back. Hopefully I can get a refund for her off that beardy bloke.

I’ve had to come home because I got a paper-cut whilst working in a casino, I just couldn’t deal with it.

On patrol in Afghanistan one of the guys said, “Watch out for the cross fire” I said, “Wow, I didn’t expect to see the Ku Klux Klan here”