Category: wordplay

As they say in France, one man’s fish is another man’s poisson.

Apathetic Jew doesn’t give a Schmidt

As a grown man I feel awkward admitting that I still play with my train set, so I hide it under the duvet. No one will find it now, I’ve covered my tracks.

To all those people needing organ donors – my heart goes out to you, nah, it doesn’t…

Mute shepherds: Hard to come by.

Andy Grays comments are nothing for women to get their knickers in a twist its merely a storm in a D cup.

I was going for a stroll in the jungle and noticed a moody cannibal eating a human hand. Curious as I was, I asked: “can I have a bite?” He gave me the finger.

Chinese philiosophy just isn’t my cup of chi.

I hate that Asda shopping bags are now transparent. There’s already enough of my poor choices out on public display.

I’ll bet that guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver to save people from choking gets a lot of pats on the back.

What’s the hardest part about taking an art foundation course? Managing to fake a smile for twenty years as you continually serve people Big Macs.

I lost my wife to quicksand. Took a while to sink in.

I was telling the police about how my wife was killed while we were on holiday in Spain “Granada?” they asked. “No just a gas explosion” I replied. Can’t catch me out that easily

I normally enjoy cleaning, but yesterday I lost my rag.

Rte News: Farmer says cows are disappearing from his farm one by one. Well one usually follows the udder.