Category: wordplay

Sweet and sour pork It’s just another name for good cop bad cop.

‘Pirate’ has one eye.

Just got a text inviting me to the local nudist club. “Why not,” I thought, “I haven’t got anything on.”

I’ve always hated facial hair, but I must admit my Movember moustache is growing on me.

What’s the most common Welsh chat-up line? Hey ewe.

There’s a lot of people who have been criticising the new I-Phone 4 just recently. I bought one today, and to be honest I have to give it credit. Its on pay as you go.

If your horse goes too fast. You mustang on.

Tautology causes me to worry, stress out and tense up.

Does anyone else find it amusing that the German translation for Vaseline is “Shlippidich”!

While out the other day in my new white shirt, the wind caused a dirty loose drainpipe to fall on me. I was guttered.

Sad to hear about that pastor who died from a snake bite. Apparently it always used to be well behaved – goes to show you can’t always trust a civil serpent.

I’ve been extremely skinny since birth. If I had my whey it’d be different.

Today some homeless bloke approached me and said,”Do you have any idea what sleeping rough feels like?” So I said,”I do mate.Last night I had two 10oz steaks right before I went to bed.”

Acupuncture, Is there any point?

Carlsberg dont do girlfriends………. If they did they wouldnt do yours.