Category: wordplay

Lady Gaga says she has the coolest fans. Which is the whole point in having a fan, isn’t it?

Friends of my wife and I, recently bought a Farm, and decided to invite us to a “House warming” party. I said to my wife, “What shall we get them for a present?” “How about this long length of rope with bucket attached?” she replied. “Yes,” said I. “I am sure that will go down […]

I swung the door open and strode in. Waving my six shooter around, I exclaimed loudly “I’m looking for the man who shot my Pa” “Sorry love” said a girl with some scissors, “This is a Salon”

I’m addicted to rehab…. But where do I go?

It’s the little things in life that make me happy. Life is hard with a midget fetish.

I took a Taxi to work this morning. I ate it around 10 o’clock with a nice cup of coffee.

I’ve just got back from Australia… whilst I was there I learned some Aborigine words like ‘Boo’ – which means to return…..because when you throw an ordinary meringue……

What’s the fastest way to get stoned? Be a woman in Iran.

My friend has not been seen for a week and has locked himself in his house! I thought he had OCD Turns out he actually had COD.

I threw two DVDs at exactly the same time to see which one would hit the wall first. It was a discrace.

What has my love life and my steaks got in common? Both rare.

I thought I’d treat the wife to a round of golf today. Only because the course rules state that each player must have a bag.

The life of a man suffering from erectile dysfunction is not a hard one.

I used to love doing pelvic floor exercises when I was working out. Which is why I lost my job as a maths teacher.

I really regret buying that second hand hairdryer from the charity shop now. It sucks.