Category: wordplay

‘a’ is the end of an era..

To be honest when i’m naked i’ve got nothing against barbwire.

Charles Darwin always gave chocolate to children at Christmas. It was a natural selection box.

I could read minds, but I’m illiterate.

I’ve had to leave my girlfriend because of her obsession with Daniel Craig. It’s a shame… There was a bond between us.

“Husband’s violent behaviour only made me stronger” She must be battery powered.

“Over 90 Killed in Turkey Earthquake” Well at least he had lived a long life.

I have just completed a whole marathon ,well aka snickers but its hard to raise sponsor money if i say snickers !

My mate doubts me taking food to restaurant tables will cure my blindness. Wait and see!

I’ve just developed a new knife that allows the user to alter sharpness. It’s cutting edge technology.

A woman aged 100 years was beaten to death with a cricket bat. A spokesman said, “She had a good innings”.

While in America David Cameron got to the white house and saw Barack waiting for him he thought ‘Are they re-filming The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?’

I’m playing a computer game about DIY for ghosts. I’m stuck on the spirit level.

BBC News: Delays ‘did not cause 7/7 deaths’ Just the 6 of them apparently

My new furniture polish smells like fish. That’s the last time I’m buying Mr Mussel.