Category: wordplay

I played a blinder of a football match earlier, scoring a hat-trick. All the other parents said that I had ruined the game though.

The organisers of the Berlin Marathon have announced a 100% total ban on any suspected drug use. Not the first time the Germans have wanted a pure race

The bloke who’s just moved in next door is half Kenyan. Ken.

I call my girlfriend ‘The Skip’. Because everyone on the estate has put their junk in her.

On a scale of America to Ethiopia, how hungry are you? Trick question. They’re both as hungry as each other.

Whilst on sentry duty in pitch darkness i suddenly saw a horse and rider,clad in armour, charging straight at me. I quickly took off my knight vision equipment.

I am a highly successful, well-known and respected electrician. I owe much to my father’s advice. “Always stay grounded, son”, he used to tell me.

I’m at the start of the alphabet, it’s hard to see why.

I broke my X-Box the other day. My dad bought me a PS3 to console me.

I have a step dad. He sleeps outside at the front door.

I’ve got a new job playing the triangle in a reggae band, and ting.

I was playing Scrabble and put down S-P-A-S-T-I-C. Got a cripple word score for that.

Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender says: “We don’t serve your type.”

I took over my mate’s carousel business last month. I’ve really turned it around.

I had to do a presentation on children’s playground equipment. So I did a slide show.