Category: wordplay

People only come in to my shop to get out of the rain! I hate working at ‘Shelter’.

Circles… they’ve lost their edge.

Two rites do make a wrong where bigamy is concerned.

What do you get if you cross a Immigrant and a naked person? An Asylum Streaker.

The Carnival Cruise Corporation has named it’s new flagship the ”Costa Fortuna”

When visiting London recently I was very impressed with the range of restaurants near The Big Ben. They serve great food around the clock.

In a chemistry lesson my mate thought it would be funny to throw Hydrochloric acid and magnesium at me, but it backfired. I didn’t react.

BBC News : ‘Missing eight-year-old found safe.’ But she couldn’t crack it.

News Headline “British spy found stuffed in a bag” James Bondage, perhaps?

After twenty years of research and hard work, I have finally perfected my tractor beam. Now I have no idea what to do with all these tractors…

Every time I fall asleep I keep seeing horses. I think it’s nightmares.

Honesty is the best policy. That’s a lie.

I bought some RAC breakdown cover today. Quite handy if I ever lose my head and go mental.

Well my girlfriend has just left me due to my obsession with 80’s band Roxette. It must have been love but it’s over now.

Police caught me thieving calenders from W.H Smiths today, I’m going down for a few years.