Category: wordplay

Two people from my local church came to my door today but this time they weren’t trying to convert me.. They were advertising a new gym, Jehovah’s fitness.

Some guy dressed as a North American Indian tried to start a fight with me, today. I said, ” Come on Navajo, if you think you’re hard enough.”

I went clay pigeon shooting with my friend Paul I couldn’t believe how many people knew him, they were calling his name out all day long.

I went to the international look-a-like of the year contest, It was a tie between, The Black’s and the Chinese

Ricky Gervais is singing in a small nightclub in front of a private audience, backed by a jazz quartet. A couple near the back of the club, an old man and his wife, are enjoying the ambience when the elderly lady whispers to her husband that she’d love to hear Ricky sing something by Bing […]

Fat couples are good at roll play..

I’ve just got myself a HTC android. It’s nowhere near as good as my C-3PO.

I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence.

I normally like a film with a bit of gore in it but even I was disappointed by An Inconvenient Truth.

Above all, a house needs a roof.

I was sat outside earlier on, in the sunshine, admiring two birds mating in a tree. That tree outside the house has really come in handy since my new lesbian neighbors moved in.

I’m an easy target for muggers. Take it from me.

My best mate Arthur, has a round table and a cat called Merlin. I can’t help but laugh; Arthur is an old man’s name.

BBC News: “Lennon celebrated on anniversary of death” Well the dead do party hardest…

I was working round the clock painting today, but then I thought I should do the rest of the wall