Category: wordplay

I used to be quite good at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

I went House hunting with the wife yesterday, It’s not much of a sport really, there’s milions of them and they don’t run away when you point a gun.

My girlfriend is from Helsinki and is proud of her heritage, but I always finnish first.

Announcement: This Train Terminates Jumpers.

I’m being forced to live my life in the gutter. It’s actually quite comfy really, until people start bowling.

I met a skydiver yesterday, he was very down to earth.

I’ve heard the banquet at the Royal Wedding will be fabulous … and I bet William’s really looking forward to having a go at the Kate ring.

I was reading a book about steel finishing earlier, It was rivetting.

I came round a corner this morning and thought ; “I really must get that seen too”

I’ve just made a clock out of sandpaper. Times are rough.

Heather Mills has gone on a musical tour, her first round went ok, but she got a bit of stick for her second leg…

I’ve almost finished my physics home work. I just need to figure out what force times distance equals and that will be the work done.

My impression of a stage lighting technician is spot on.

How does the barber cut the moon’s hair? Eclipse it.

I got a new roof fitted for free the other day. It’s on the house.