Category: wordplay

Guitar players. Worried about your fingers hurting? Stop fretting

Herbs are notoriously smug about their anagrams, but tarragon is just arrogant.

My wife threw a plate at me so I went on the counter attack. But repeatedly punching the kitchen side-board achieved absolutely nothing.

BBC News: Senior dental consultant removed. I wonder who’s going to be filling in?

My mate is an archaelogist and on a recent dig he found what he thought was the tip of a spear, but some of his colleagues were unsure. He explained it though, and to be fair, he did have a point.

Styes are an eyesore.

I was literally terrified last night. I was mugged by someone with a book.

I want to go to my girlfriend’s dad and ask for her hand and I’m really nervous about it. It’s in his pants.

I was by the balcony with my wife when she said, “I’m scared of heights” So I let her go.

‘Roy Hodgson spends four hours talking to F.A.’ It should’ve only been an hour but they kept laughing everytime he mentioned WeferWees.

Champion jockey to win Sports Personality of The Year. There’s an AP for that..

In this time of austerity and recession I have decided to produce my tightrope act on a shoestring.

My daughter’s such a little angel. I told her she’s got a halo. It went over her head!

I had a wet dream. I fell asleep in the bath.

Being in a low paid job, I’ve always been jealous of homeowners. So I bought a new fish to cheer me up… Now I have a plaice to call my own.