Category: wordplay

I went to a church confessional to seek forgiveness for my sins. “Father,” I said. “I’ve recently kidnapped hundreds of girls all with the same Christian name.” The priest mused for a moment and said, “Hmm. Do you think you can put a stop to this by yourself?” “Certainly Father,” I replied. “I have every […]

Jeremy Kyle show calender on sale,with special date’s, Six potential Father’s day, And underage Mothersday.

My friend and I met a girl in a club last night. We asked her if she was up for a spit roast. She was very keen on the idea. Right up until we tried to stuff an apple in her mouth.

In a recent accident at work I lost my foot. As result, I now stand at an angle. I would sue, but I’m not that way inclined..

I’ve started tipping in restaurants There’s nowhere else to take my rubbish.

There’s a girl at work who has been on my radar for a while It’s making my job as an air traffic controller impossible

WHO are the World Health Organisation?

BBC NEWS: Video footage is to be released showing the entering of the house by navy seals and capture of Osamas wife.. I can`t wait to see them smash her backdoor in..

I bought myself an apple ipod, an apple iphone and a apple ipad today, I also bought the wife a blackberry torch and the daughter a blackberry curve from carphone warehouse. When I went to get my son something I got refused, apparently you’re only allowed 5 a day.

I do love the Top Gun soundtrack. It takes my breath away.

I have a friend who lives in south Korea. She’s my ‘Seoul Mate’.

The good thing about schizophrenia is that you’ll never be a single parent.

I considering learning how to sprint. Then I realised, it would never help me in the long run.

I tried to get on the London Eye today but it was not working – it was on the blink.

Seasoning fish…. there’s a thyme and a plaice for that.