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BBC News: President Obama meets Prime Minister David Cameron to discuss Big Issues. The country is so broke we are trying to sell the magazine to visiting dignitaries.
Continue ReadingBBC News: President Obama meets Prime Minister David Cameron to discuss Big Issues. The country is so broke we are trying to sell the magazine to visiting dignitaries.
Continue ReadingI was walking down the high street when a dodgy looking bloke came up and asked me if I could exchange a fake looking 50 Euro note for 30 pound. Did he think I’m stupid? The exchange rate is much better than that so I gave him 40 pound.
Continue ReadingI have just put my shoe on and set off to the park with a bag of crisps and a can of pop. It was when I got there that I realised I was a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Continue ReadingAs a tramp, I was always being moved on by the plod when sleeping in shop doorways, They don’t move me anymore now though , I tell them I’m queuing early for sales.
Continue ReadingMy mate just attatched a tennis ball to his radio antena on his car. He must have great service
Continue ReadingMSN News : Butchers slam Lady Gaga’s meat That’s a bit graphic isn’t it, msn?
Continue ReadingIf I learned one thing from watching TV, it’s that radioactivity enables Turtles to speak perfect English.
Continue ReadingI was trying to direct a real-life remake of the Hunchback Of Notre-Dame, but the Actor who plays the main role has just called in sick. It’s not all bad news though, luckily, I have a back-up.
Continue ReadingLif is too short.
Continue ReadingI went to the bank the other day and asked the cashier for a statement. She said ‘My name is Carol and I work at the bank’.
Continue Reading101km south-west of Dublin…. OH MY GOD…. IT’S KILKENNY!
Continue ReadingI went on one of those internet chatrooms once, and I started talking with this teenage girl. We kept coming back to chat again and again, and I happened to mention it was my 17th birthday soon, so she suggested we meet up in real life for the first time. So I went along to […]
Continue ReadingI’ve been searching the local field all day for my dog today, but nothing. I feel so sorry for him. Tomorrow I’m going to nail postersto trees with a message saying, ‘Have you seen a red squeaky ball?’
Continue ReadingI kicked the kid from downstairs in the face as I thought he was spying on my wife. Turns out he just got a new trampoline.
Continue ReadingHave you ever noticed how the top and bottom biscuit’s in the packet are always broken? I don’t know why they bother putting them in.
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