What do you call it when …
What do you call it when someone can’t see, smell, hear, feel or speak? Nonsense.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call it when someone can’t see, smell, hear, feel or speak? Nonsense.
Continue ReadingThere’s something wrong with my new thimble. I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Continue ReadingThe telegraph. Yeah, I’d tap that.
Continue ReadingGoodbye to the 100-Watt bulb. You lit up everyone’s lives.
Continue ReadingWhere did the mathematical dolphin do his sums? Indices.
Continue ReadingI have an irrational fear of common German names, I’m extremely Klaustrophobic
Continue ReadingI bought my wife some C4 for her birthday. She was blown away.
Continue ReadingWho are the most ‘cheesed-off’ pair in London tonight? Gord n’ Zola
Continue ReadingStethoscopes are not for the feint-hearted.
Continue ReadingI just can’t stand 2 legged chairs
Continue ReadingI’m in a band called FAT32. We don’t do more than three gigs at a time.
Continue ReadingI decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Continue ReadingI’ve heard a rumour The Wok Inn takeaway down the road is being closed down due to poor hygiene. Could just be Chinese whispers though.
Continue ReadingI’ve bought my wife this really unusual lady’s smoking jacket …. It’s made from a lovely long silk cut.
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen a man with one eye, three arms, five thumbs, seven fingers and nine toes. He seemed very odd.
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