How come the BBC is the …
How come the BBC is the only outlet that seems unaware that one of their news teams is being beaten and detained in Lybia? Suppose the answer is in the question.
Continue ReadingHow come the BBC is the only outlet that seems unaware that one of their news teams is being beaten and detained in Lybia? Suppose the answer is in the question.
Continue ReadingI used to file my nails, but I thought: ‘what’s the point in keeping them?’
Continue ReadingMy friend came over to my house earlier and I showed him my collection of music magazines. After he left I noticed that a few had gone missing. In future I’ll keep my friends close and my NMEs even closer.
Continue ReadingIf men get morning wood….. Do women get morning dew?
Continue ReadingI was going to be a pilot, but my career never really took off.
Continue ReadingPeople at risk may soon get earthquake warning alerts. Scientists say the new technology is groundbreaking.
Continue ReadingYou know what really brightens up my day? The sun.
Continue ReadingSo I heard about the shooting at the cinema in Colorado, I guess that guy was really the Bane of their lives.
Continue ReadingI seen some doctors and nurses out jogging two days before the annual medical staff half marathon. It must have been a practice run.
Continue ReadingMy Girlfriend reminded me too much of a poo So I dumped her
Continue Reading. . . / – – – I regret writing that. Remorse Code
Continue ReadingI tried that speed reading today. Tomorrow Ill up the stakes and use heroin.
Continue Readingdid you hear about that new law on constipation? the government are still trying to push it through.
Continue ReadingWhenever I opened my loaf, I noticed there was a dead rodent in it. Then I thought, “That mouse is inbred.”
Continue ReadingAnybody else listen to Radio 1? I wish they had told us that Radio 1’s big weekend was on. They haven’t mentioned it once in the last two weeks.
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