Carlsberg don’t do ginger …
Carlsberg don’t do gingers, no-one does.
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Continue ReadingI’m thinking of taking my girlfriend out tonight……..one bullet should do the job
Continue ReadingI always get interrupted whenever I’m playing the Air Harp in public by people asking why I’ve summoned them over.
Continue ReadingMen who have tools in a womans mouth arent always dentists…
Continue ReadingDon’t buy a penny whistle from the pound shop – it’s a rip off.
Continue Readingspecious wrote: “I’m so manly that even my sentences don’t have periods” — I should hope not. This is England and they’re called full stops.
Continue ReadingAnd so, with a heavy heart, I explained to the wife that I’ve got too much iron in my blood.
Continue ReadingRecent studies show that there were some studies done recently.
Continue ReadingApparently getting sucked off in Thailand doesn’t always have a happy ending
Continue ReadingDon’t make the mistake I did. I took my kids to a heavy petting zoo.
Continue ReadingHow can you tell the Irishman aboard an aircraft carrier? He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
Continue ReadingI really thympathize with people who have lisps.
Continue ReadingOn wafer packets how do they describe how thin the wafer is?
Continue ReadingDefine irony ? Small doors at McDonald’s.
Continue ReadingMy son was crushed by a falling Lego tower.. He didn’t make it.
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