Al-Qaeda school makes me …
Al-Qaeda school makes me suicidal.
Continue ReadingAl-Qaeda school makes me suicidal.
Continue ReadingHindsight is a wonderful thing, unless you’re the back end of a pantomime horse.
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Continue ReadingWhats bridgends favourite game? hangman!
Continue ReadingIt’s times like these, when I’m sat in bed with my computer on my knee, that I really wish I’d bought a laptop.
Continue ReadingI’m not really sure how I feel about ambivalence.
Continue ReadingI went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting. Underneath it said “Loaned anonymously.” I went to the front desk and said, “Id like my Van Gogh back now, please.”
Continue ReadingI find it really hard to keep secrets, so I ask people to help me.
Continue ReadingA bloke stopped me in the street today and said “Whats the best way to Oldham”. I Put him in a Headlock.
Continue ReadingThe hardest part of my Nan’s death, was pushing her.
Continue ReadingThis tear-free shampoo works great, but I still really miss my dead parents
Continue ReadingWorrying works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen
Continue ReadingThis wouldn’t have happened the Fritzls.
Continue ReadingDoes Africa have a Lynx ‘England’ that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?
Continue ReadingI don’t know what I’d like to be more… a music teacher or a 15 Year old girl.
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