I’m so unpopular right no …
I’m so unpopular right now, the voices inside my head aren’t even talking to me.
Continue ReadingI’m so unpopular right now, the voices inside my head aren’t even talking to me.
Continue ReadingMichael Owen, Owen Hargreaves and Emile Heskey walk into a bar …. and ask for jobs.
Continue ReadingI wish they had confused.com when I was a teenager.
Continue ReadingI take apart more IKEA furniture than all the other people on my street put together.
Continue ReadingOh look its this weeks version of Pimp my Funeral!
Continue ReadingI can safely say, my tonsillitis has cleared up.
Continue ReadingI’ve Just finished the school run. I won it fairly easily, they’re only 7
Continue ReadingWhen I woke up this morning my wife asked me did I sleep well? I said no, I made a few mistakes.
Continue ReadingA true friend is someone you can call at 3am to help you bury a dead body.
Continue ReadingI always end up arguing with cross eyed people. I can never see their point of view. Same with mutes, they’ve got nothing to say for themselves.
Continue ReadingWhen you think society has rejected you and you’re alone, you come across sickipedia!
Continue ReadingWhenever I meet someone for the first time I always talk about an obese woman walking on a frozen lake… That usually breaks the ice.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between stinking immigrants and Colgate. You’re less likely to find a tube full of Colgate.
Continue ReadingI like Ginsters up to a point. The point just after the “n”.
Continue ReadingI met this anorexic girl with such a huge rack… Of ribs.
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