Guns dont kill people- bu …
Guns dont kill people- but gaping holes in vital internal organs do…
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Continue ReadingMy nan still thinks it was a giant tiramisu that killed hundreds in Samoa. Bless her!
Continue ReadingI believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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Continue ReadingJust come back off holiday from Manama. The weather was strange , we had sunshine, snow, frost, fog, and hailstones. In fact we had everything Bahrain.
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Continue ReadingI don’t really attack people. I’m all stalk and no action.
Continue ReadingMy friend was digging up his garden when he found a gold coin in a lump of earth….. Lucky Sod.
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Continue ReadingTennis is like riding a bike. If you hit a car then you know something has gone wrong.
Continue ReadingRight then, let’s see how the U.K do against Germany without the US interfering and claiming credit this time
Continue ReadingYou know your going bald when you use more toothpaste than you do shampoo.
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Continue ReadingI rate myself 9.84520137453850162 out of 10 for precision.
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