Virtue never has been as …
Virtue never has been as respected as money. That’s why i always prefer money.
Continue ReadingVirtue never has been as respected as money. That’s why i always prefer money.
Continue ReadingI’ve been told that I need to stop abbreviating words but I just cba.
Continue ReadingI find it ironic that people use words they don’t understand.
Continue ReadingI bought a self-help tape the other day. It was called “How to handle disappointment.” When I opened the box, it was empty.
Continue ReadingAfter hearing The FA comment on David Bentley’s drink driving ban, it gave me the idea that they are against footballers drinking alcohol. So why do they have the Carling Cup?
Continue ReadingTo the person who was driving the overturned car on the M1, the five fire engines, two police cars and an ambulance. I hope you’re happy now… …I’m gonna be late for work.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic that the staff at my local BP garage got really irritated when some oil leaked out of my car onto their forecourt the other day?
Continue ReadingBBC Sport: Banned Barton “sorry” for punch Never have quotation marks been laced with such irony
Continue ReadingCee Lo Green: im sorry i cant afford a ferrarai its cos im black and i dont earn that much
Continue ReadingSomebody accused me of being ‘stupid, immature, naive and downright ugly’ today. I told him that my recent birthday cards said otherwise – that told him.
Continue ReadingTrue story, I saw some disabled people in a club called “Walkabout” last night. Irony?
Continue ReadingMy colleagues all think I’m posh. I’m not, I went to one of the roughest colleges in cambridge
Continue ReadingWednesdays are so depressing. Definitely up there in the top 7.
Continue ReadingIn love, you go to bed early. In marriage, you go to sleep early.
Continue ReadingI’m against protesting, but I’m not sure how to show it
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