We really should erect a …
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Continue ReadingWe really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Continue Reading‘It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife’ That’s not irony, that’s a prison canteen
Continue ReadingI have a friend called Emma Roids, its quite ironic how she died actually Her smoke alarm blew up and burnt her house down
Continue ReadingIsaac newton had an Apple fall on his head and has been labeled a genius for the last 350 years. I shot a banana out my car window and it hit a black bloke on the head. 350 hours community service and a suspended sentence. How times have changed.
Continue ReadingIrony = “We’re making a stand against mindless music by buying Rage Against the Machine like we were told to do.”
Continue ReadingLoving these riots. I’m having a great time driving round all the ghettos & robbing the dealers houses whilst they’re out looting.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift then she would burn it, so I got her a candle. That showed her.
Continue Reading“Man hits woman with a large metal kitchen appliance after creases in his favourite shirt.” That’s has irony written all over it.
Continue ReadingIsn’t ironic that world’s best driver can’t drive…
Continue ReadingReligion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
Continue ReadingSpelling is my fortay
Continue ReadingEverywhere you look there is a joke about ‘Dave’. I’ve heard them all before, over and over again. How ironic that they are all repeats.
Continue ReadingIt’s ironic that as soon as Shaheen is available for dates, Michael Jackson isn’t.
Continue ReadingWhy when asked “If you were to bring one item to an isolated island, what would you bring?” does no one ever answer “boat”?!
Continue ReadingJust saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one. “They’ve got loads in the Paki shop”, he replied.
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