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Good looks, success, charm, wit, youth, charisma. For everyone else, there’s ‘Mastercard’
Continue ReadingGood looks, success, charm, wit, youth, charisma. For everyone else, there’s ‘Mastercard’
Continue ReadingYou know its bad when even spellcheck doesnt have a suggestion
Continue ReadingI was on i-tunes downloading some i-songs onto my i-phone the other i-day, when it suddenly occurred to me I’m a balding, middle age man having a nervous breakdown trying to be cool.
Continue ReadingI just created a new computer virus that only targets Apple. It’s a worm.
Continue ReadingA local Apple store was burgled for over 10k of merchandise. Police remain hopeful they can find and return both computers.
Continue ReadingHave you seen match.com? There are literally thousands of average looking women to choose from. I feel like a kid in a broccoli shop.
Continue ReadingI heard yesterday that there’s talk amongst computer companies to increase the size of a byte by one-eighth. I’d say that’s a bit too much.
Continue ReadingiPhone users: todays the day you get to upgrade to version 3.0! You finally get to copy & paste from sicki & use up your free texts on your one & only friend!
Continue Reading“Can I have a Big Mac please?” “Sir, you’ve got to be more specific than that.” said the Apple salesman.
Continue ReadingI finally found a cure for my insomnia this morning. I just sat outside the Apple store for half an hour counting sheep.
Continue ReadingI had a spider on my keyboard. I have it under Ctrl.
Continue ReadingMark Zuckerberg turns 28 today. Winklevoss twins would like to point out that they already turned 28 first.
Continue ReadingHow do you know a blondes been sending emails? Letters in the CD-ROM.
Continue ReadingI like my women like I like my HTML… accessible and compliant
Continue ReadingApple are working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy, it’s called the iEye Captain.
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