Just finished watching th …
Just finished watching the video of Colonel Gaddafi and its safe to say that I am disgusted.. 240p render quality, I mean I knew the rebels where under equipped but jeeez..
Continue ReadingJust finished watching the video of Colonel Gaddafi and its safe to say that I am disgusted.. 240p render quality, I mean I knew the rebels where under equipped but jeeez..
Continue ReadingA 17 year old boy in China has sold his kidney so he could get the money to buy an iPad 2. That’s a high price to pay… considering the iPad was made by his 5 year old brother.
Continue ReadingI’m Wikipedia, and Windows were actually the Romans’ idea.
Continue ReadingMy new iPhone’s kinda like my girlfriend… I use it, then lock it away in a box.
Continue ReadingBarack Obama, David Cameron and Bill Gates are called to a meeting by God about the future. “I have given you the chance to help change the world and you have failed, tell your people the world will end in 2 weeks” God announced. Barack Obama said, “I have good news and bad news, the […]
Continue ReadingI can’t believe all the singles in my area want to meet me, probably because of all the iPads I’ve won.
Continue ReadingTechnology these days, eh? The latest bit of kit my grandma got was acting up earlier and making weird noises, so I tried the good old ‘turning it on and off again’ method, and when that didn’t work, I decided to open the plug up with a bread knife, to check the fuse. I almost […]
Continue ReadingNo friends? There’s an app for that.
Continue ReadingI can hack into any computer. All I need is an axe.
Continue ReadingI see Apple are supposedly releasing an iPhone Mini, I’m just waiting for the iPhone shuffle that calls random people.
Continue ReadingI don’t see all the fuss, people in Ballymena reckon they’ve already had iPads for several years now.
Continue ReadingSky News: Briton ‘Ran Social Nework Site For Paedos’ Or “Sickipedia,” as we like to call it
Continue ReadingYes Apple, what I really wanted was a heavier, bigger version of my iPod, too big to fit in my pocket, so that whenever I want to change tracks I have to open a briefcase, which I must carry around all day everyday. Thanks
Continue ReadingI’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution. 1024×768.
Continue ReadingMy wife said she’s leaving me today because of my obsession with modern warfare 3. Let’s see of she can get past the claymore at the front door
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