Barack Obama, David Cameron and Bill Gates are called to a meeting by God about the future.
“I have given you the chance to help change the world and you have failed, tell your people the world will end in 2 weeks” God announced.
Barack Obama said, “I have good news and bad news, the good news is God exists but the bad news is we will die in 2 weeks”.
David Cameron said, “I have bad news and really bad news, the bad news is God is angry and the really bad news is he will destroy us in 2 weeks”
Bill Gates said, “I have good news and great news, the good news is that God thinks I am one of the most powerful men in the world, the great news is we don’t have to fix the new windows bug”