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Just had one of those landmark father son moments yup had to show him how to delete browser history
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Continue ReadingNothing says “I’m a paedophile” more than owning a chocolate factory.
Continue ReadingI see Ubisoft have released a new “Michael Jackson: The Experience” computer game. I look forward to buying it for my kids and then playing with them.
Continue ReadingI was watching my son splashing around in the bath this morning. Unfortunately my wife came in and grabbed him before he drowned.
Continue ReadingI thought it would be hilarious naming my kids Frank and Stein, just to see the look on people’s faces when they ask if I have children. And I was right. It is. I mean, what sort of name is Stein anyway?
Continue Reading“Awwwww it’s a beautiful baby boy!!” I said to the parents. I was asked to leave the funeral.
Continue ReadingI spent all day making a mug, but when I went to pick it up, half of it fell off! I didn’t handle it very well.
Continue ReadingIf your child is afraid of the dark you can ease their fears by telling them monsters see better with the lights on.
Continue ReadingI don’t see what the problem is with these health warnings about children and plastic bags. I gave one to my son this morning, he’s been quiet for hours now.
Continue ReadingI spent yesterday at the zoo looking after my children. They seem much happier now they’re all in the same cage.
Continue ReadingWell I guess it’s almost that time again, Easter. when I can call my son an egghead and he smiles and considers it a great holiday joke, rather then presuming I’m having another go at him because of his chemotherapy.
Continue ReadingA young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you […]
Continue ReadingI was explaining to my daughter that hamsters don’t live forever and that when Harry’s time comes, she could invite her friends round and have sandwiches, jelly and ice cream to celebrate his life. She asked, “Dad, can we kill him now?”
Continue ReadingChildren seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Continue ReadingChildhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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