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What do you get if you cross an African with a chimpanzee? Ten years imprisonment for contravening section 3 of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act 1990.
Continue ReadingWhat do you get if you cross an African with a chimpanzee? Ten years imprisonment for contravening section 3 of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act 1990.
Continue ReadingI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a pig in an oven? Pork.
Continue ReadingSo when a chameleon becomes really aggressive and angry it changes colour to black? Surprise, surprise…
Continue ReadingYou can’t keep a good dog down… unless it’s been at the pound too long.
Continue ReadingGolden Retriever Saves 11-Year-Old Boy From Cougar.” Good for the dog! These women really need to find men their own age.
Continue ReadingI’ve just spilled spot remover on my dog. Luckily, Rover suffered no ill effects.
Continue ReadingI was looking through the Auto Trader at cars trying to decide what car we should get next. My wife said, “Why don’t we get an Estate for the dogs?” I said, “What for? They can’t drive.”
Continue ReadingLiving near a gypsy site, I’ve become quite a good shot with my air-rifle. Earlier I hit four horses on the trot.
Continue ReadingI went to the Zoo the other day. I think someone needs to tell those meerkats that everything is going to be okay.
Continue ReadingI was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You are obviously not listening.”
Continue ReadingA dog isn’t just for Christmas, put a nice pair of rabbit ears on its head and it can also make a great novelty pet for Easter too.
Continue ReadingMy wife wanted to name our new dog ‘On’. So I called it off.
Continue ReadingI read a headline in the news paper today ‘Tiger savages trainer’ I thought to myself, Tiger Woods is getting out of hand now first the cheating and now this.
Continue ReadingTrust me never mix skunk with acid. You’ll never be allowed back in that zoo again.
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