Earlier this year a woman …
Earlier this year a woman was caught throwing a cat in a wheelie bin and today I found 3 flies and a wasp in one! What is wrong with society today?
Continue ReadingEarlier this year a woman was caught throwing a cat in a wheelie bin and today I found 3 flies and a wasp in one! What is wrong with society today?
Continue ReadingI robbed a bank this morning. Got myself an otter and a couple of ducks.
Continue ReadingMy daughter was so upset when I got rid of her rocking horse. He’d just sit in his stable going back and forth and the vet said there was no cure for Equine Autism.
Continue ReadingWhy did the turkey cross the road? To prove he isn’t a chicken
Continue ReadingLife insurance for cats Offer. Buy 2, get 7 free.
Continue ReadingTwo cows are in a field on a cold winter night. One cow says to the other, “I don’t know about you but I’m fresian”.
Continue ReadingI’ve got twice as many Koi Carp in my pond today. I put it down to the Fish School Stimulus.
Continue ReadingPicked up this hot chick yesterday, She was fresh out of the incubator.
Continue ReadingLightning. Sporadic disappointment for moths.
Continue ReadingWhy slaughter and incinerate livestock with foot and mouth disease when they could instead be redeployed to clear the world’s mine fields?
Continue ReadingMy pet turtle has been trying to break dance on it’s back for three weeks now.
Continue ReadingSpider: Hi! I just finished eating all the flies, keeping away the ants, and drove away the termites…..sure! I’d love to read the paper…
Continue ReadingWhen Meerkats use computers, do they get annoyed with pop-ups?
Continue ReadingAn undercover investigation at a dogs4us puppy farm has revealed some of the dogs are malnourished and scruffy. If the investigative team want to see some really scruffy growlers, might I recommend a night out in Skipton.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend is like a dandelion, beautiful on a summers eve or on a winters night. And when i get bored of her i kick her and she goes into the air a few feet.
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