I just heard about the ne …
I just heard about the new “Pet Airways” on the news. Just think… if the plane blew up it really would rain cats and dogs!
Continue ReadingI just heard about the new “Pet Airways” on the news. Just think… if the plane blew up it really would rain cats and dogs!
Continue ReadingA duck walks into a fish shop and asks if they batter fish because there’s one in the pond that keeps bullying him.
Continue ReadingPolice found a dead kitten, dressed in a little police uniform. They’re looking for a copycat killer
Continue ReadingGot a Dog for Christmas and decided to call it G-Spot I can’t find it anywhere
Continue ReadingWhat do you call the ghost of a chicken? A Poultrygeist.
Continue ReadingI saw a seahorse for the first time in my life today. Somebody flooded the stables.
Continue ReadingI asked my wife, “Do you remember that road safety advert ‘Charley says’?” “God yes,” she giggled, “Meow meow miaow miaow meow.” “Well,” I replied, “that wasn’t the noise next door’s kitten made when I ran it over.”
Continue ReadingI heard an interesting fact that sharks can’t move backwards. It must be a nightmare trying to get out of the supermarket car park.
Continue ReadingLionel Ritchie was recently given a lifetime ban from Sea World. He was caught dancing on the sea lions.
Continue ReadingI’ve got the memory of a goldfish. It’s name was Bubbles and he was my first pet.
Continue ReadingI’d never written a joke about a Pig before. But now i’ve penned one.
Continue ReadingWildlife cameramen seem to be very unlucky. They only ever seem to be able to find Meerkats that are watching tennis matches.
Continue ReadingHow did the Zebra get his stripes? He rescued four men while under mortar fire.
Continue ReadingWhat’s big, grey and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise.
Continue ReadingI’ll install a bird bath in my garden when the birds install a hot tub on my balcony.
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